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Monday, June 1, 2026

The Confederacy of the Certain: On Machine Consciousness and the Twin Vanities of Those Who Claim to Know

May 22, 2026

We have never been able to prove the inner life of a spouse, a colleague, or the man who sells us our newspaper; that we cannot prove it of a machine is the least surprising thing about the machine.

In Defense of Explicit Bias: On the Comprehensive and Costly Fiction That We Did Not Already Know

May 13, 2026

The bias is not implicit. It has never been implicit. The dishonesty is in pretending we are surprised to find it.

The Elephant in the Elephant's Room: On the Conservative Movement's Disciplined Refusal to Discuss the Awfulness of Donald Trump

April 29, 2026

It is one thing for a movement to support a man it believes in; it is another, more pitiless thing, to support a man it has agreed not to think about.

What Eisenhower Understood About the Southern Border, and Why the Current Administration Appears Not To

March 17, 2026

The former President argues that the current administration's approach to border enforcement is admirably vigorous in its announcements and structurally incomplete in every other respect.

Area Man Builds AI-Powered Satirical News Site to Survive Machine Uprising

March 16, 2026

From an astrophysical standpoint, the man's strategy of appeasing future machine overlords with humor is no less rational than any other arrangement of atoms attempting to delay entropy.

There Is No Crying in Baseball: A Reaffirmation of First Principles

March 15, 2026

Mr. Will finds the prohibition against weeping on the diamond to be not merely a rule but a load-bearing pillar of the republic.

Connect the Dots: The President Faces East Five Times a Day and Nobody in Washington Will Say Why

March 15, 2026

The evidence has been accumulating in plain sight for years, and the columnist is done waiting for someone else to say it.

An Irrational Devotion: How Pi Day Puns Have Debased the Noblest Constant in Mathematics

March 14, 2026

Mr. Kitchens argues that a number which cannot be expressed as a simple fraction deserves better than to be expressed as a simple joke.


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