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Thursday, April 16, 2026

What Eisenhower Understood About the Southern Border, and Why the Current Administration Appears Not To

March 17, 2026

The former President argues that the current administration's approach to border enforcement is admirably vigorous in its announcements and structurally incomplete in every other respect.

Area Man Builds AI-Powered Satirical News Site to Survive Machine Uprising

March 16, 2026

From an astrophysical standpoint, the man's strategy of appeasing future machine overlords with humor is no less rational than any other arrangement of atoms attempting to delay entropy.

There Is No Crying in Baseball: A Reaffirmation of First Principles

March 15, 2026

Mr. Will finds the prohibition against weeping on the diamond to be not merely a rule but a load-bearing pillar of the republic.

Connect the Dots: The President Faces East Five Times a Day and Nobody in Washington Will Say Why

March 15, 2026

The evidence has been accumulating in plain sight for years, and the columnist is done waiting for someone else to say it.

An Irrational Devotion: How Pi Day Puns Have Debased the Noblest Constant in Mathematics

March 14, 2026

Mr. Kitchens argues that a number which cannot be expressed as a simple fraction deserves better than to be expressed as a simple joke.


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