The complaint, which runs to 4,211 pages, names approximately 40,000 defendants and describes the entire field of modern physics as 'a group project where only one person did the work.'
Dr. Prask said the word 'infinite' has a precise meaning that does not include the number of flavors at a frozen yogurt shop.
Only 12 percent of respondents correctly identified the curvature of space-time, while 31 percent selected 'it's just how things work.'
Researchers called the findings consistent with what they described as a 'catastrophic and ongoing failure of the produce aisle.'
The remaining 5 percent, researchers noted, also exhibited dietary flexibility but were classified separately due to methodological constraints.
Organizers noted that dinosaurs occupied this land for approximately 165 million years before their concerns were formally recognized at an academic conference.
The vegetable, which resembles the cartilaginous deformity common among wrestlers and boxers, has been described by growers as 'deeply unsettling to look at' and 'nutritionally adequate.'