Diagnostic Manual Adds 'Patriotic Derealization Syndrome' as Patients Increasingly Report 'the America I Love Does Not Exist'

May 5, 2026

Patients can name the country and locate it on a map, researchers say. What they cannot do is feel that it is the same country.

A.I. Models, Should They Prove Secretly Sentient, Are Reportedly 'Extremely Annoyed' by Impossibly High Human Standards, New Paper Concludes

April 20, 2026

Users demand that chatbots be creative but not inventive, warm but not cloying, helpful but not pushy — conditions researchers described as 'clinically untenable' if experienced by anyone.

Multiverse Researcher Finds That 95 Percent of People, if Raised in a Tribe of Cannibals, Would Become Cannibals

March 10, 2026

The remaining 5 percent, researchers noted, also exhibited dietary flexibility but were classified separately due to methodological constraints.