Linguists describe the fused malapropism as 'nearly perfect'; his wife says she stopped correcting it in 2019.
Mr. Vossmeier cannot name his current congressional representative and considers this a form of discipline.
He has changed nothing about his daily life except his self-declared gender, a move he describes as 'essentially clerical.'
She has been accused of pretending for years and has decided, after careful reflection, that she does not find it burdensome.
Mr. Caldwell has memorized the full text of the first ten amendments, minus roughly one sentence about quartering soldiers.