There Is No Crying in Baseball: A Reaffirmation of First Principles
Mr. Will finds the prohibition against weeping on the diamond to be not merely a rule but a load-bearing pillar of the republic.
An Irrational Devotion: How Pi Day Puns Have Debased the Noblest Constant in Mathematics
Mr. Kitchens argues that a number which cannot be expressed as a simple fraction deserves better than to be expressed as a simple joke.
Man's T-Shirt Reading 'Make America Gay Again' Manages to Offend Essentially Everyone Present
Witnesses described the garment as 'the most universally alienating piece of clothing' many had encountered in a retail setting.
Millions Observe National Hey Day by Shouting Single Word at Complete Strangers
Participants reported feeling a profound sense of connection after bellowing a monosyllable at people they had never met and would never see again.