Congress Drops Contempt of Congress Charges After Noting That Everyone Holds Congress in Contempt
The committee found that the sentiment, while technically sanctionable, could not be meaningfully distinguished from the prevailing national mood.
Congress Debates Splitting Blue and Red America Into Two Nations: Trans America and Cis America
The naming convention, derived from Latin prefixes denoting geographic orientation, has generated no controversy whatsoever.
Congress Unanimously Bans Storage of WD-40 Cans Without the Little Red Straw That Goes With Them
Lawmakers cited mounting evidence that the straws, once separated from the can, are gone forever.