Mathematician Unreasonably Annoyed by Misuse of the Word 'Infinite'
Dr. Prask said the word 'infinite' has a precise meaning that does not include the number of flavors at a frozen yogurt shop.
Immanuel Kant Found Guilty of Violating His Own Categorical Imperative by Holding People to Impossibly High Standards Regarding Their Thoughts
The tribunal noted that Kant's demand for pure practical reason had itself failed to meet the standard of universalizability.
Annual Paleontology Symposium Opens With Land Acknowledgment to Dinosaurs
Organizers noted that dinosaurs occupied this land for approximately 165 million years before their concerns were formally recognized at an academic conference.