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Sunday, October 18, 2026

Man Who Once Talked to Himself Now Only Rants to Himself, and Says He Tries Not to Take It Personally

September 26, 2026

Asked how it felt to be on the receiving end, Mr. Amato said he knew it wasn't about him, because he knew where he was coming from.

Man, Told by Wife to Stop Using Bidet After Stinking Up Bathroom, Asks Whether She Has Ever Stood Next to a Distant Wall and Listened to the Echo of Her Voice

March 27, 2026

Mrs. Hagerty confirmed that she has not, in fact, ever stood next to a distant wall and listened to the echo of her voice.

Powerful Bidet Blasts Hole Clean Through Man

March 24, 2026

The device, rated for residential use, was operating within manufacturer-specified parameters at the time of the incident.


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