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Thursday, April 16, 2026

Man, Told by Wife to Stop Using Bidet After Stinking Up Bathroom, Asks Whether She Has Ever Stood Next to a Distant Wall and Listened to the Echo of Her Voice

March 27, 2026

Mrs. Hagerty confirmed that she has not, in fact, ever stood next to a distant wall and listened to the echo of her voice.

Powerful Bidet Blasts Hole Clean Through Man

March 24, 2026

The device, rated for residential use, was operating within manufacturer-specified parameters at the time of the incident.


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