Reincarnated American Who Was Born and Raised in France Speaks Only English, Confounding Linguists and Family Alike
Researchers say it is the first documented case of a past life actively suppressing fluency in the subject's native tongue.
Area Man Proudly Self-Identifies as the Product of a Winning Sperm and a Choosy Egg
He has cited the achievement in three job interviews and at least one first date.
Minnesota Man, Once Universally Recognized as Blond, Rejects Emerging Consensus That He Is Brunette
Erik Halvorsen, 34, described the reclassification of his hair color as 'revisionist' and said he would not be entertaining further discussion on the matter.