Area Man Builds AI-Powered Satirical News Site to Survive Machine Uprising

March 16, 2026

From an astrophysical standpoint, the man's strategy of appeasing future machine overlords with humor is no less rational than any other arrangement of atoms attempting to delay entropy.

AI Writing Tool Declines to Satirize George Soros, Remains Willing to Satirize Fictional Billionaire With Identical Characteristics

March 10, 2026

The tool expressed willingness to write the same article about a character named 'Jorge Saurus,' which it described as a meaningfully different request.