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Monday, June 1, 2026

Dog Granted Human-Level Intelligence in Experimental Procedure Requests, Forty-Six Minutes Later, That It Be Reversed

May 19, 2026

His first typed words, attending researchers reported, were 'I have made a serious mistake.'

Cat Granted Human-Level Cognition Declines Reversal, Files Twenty-Two-Page Memorandum on the Institute's Performance Instead

May 19, 2026

Her first typed words, attending researchers reported, were 'Please move the lamp.'

'Cocaine Chihuahua' Review: A Smaller Animal, a Smaller Payload, an Equally Unhinged Evening at the Cinema

March 9, 2026

The sequel answers the question nobody was brave enough to ask: what happens when the drug is found by something that already vibrates.


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