Ypsilanti Man Exclaims 'Jaunty Look, Petard!' Whenever an Argument Contradicts Itself, Convinced the Phrase Is a Star Trek Reference Anyone with Taste Would Recognize

April 23, 2026

Linguists describe the fused malapropism as 'nearly perfect'; his wife says she stopped correcting it in 2019.

Schaumburg Man Self-Identifies as a Woman So That, When She Points Out the Obvious, She Cannot Be Accused of Mansplaining

April 23, 2026

He has changed nothing about his daily life except his self-declared gender, a move he describes as 'essentially clerical.'