Trump Calls Iran War 'the Greenest Thing Anyone Has Ever Done,' Describes Campaign as His Climate Legacy

March 20, 2026

Senior officials said the president had requested that the Environmental Protection Agency begin tracking the campaign's emissions reductions alongside its conventional metrics.

Chuck Norris, Martial Artist and Actor Who Found No Worthy Adversary on Earth, Dies at 86

March 20, 2026

Having exhausted the planet's supply of opponents, Mr. Norris is believed to have negotiated entry to a more competitive afterlife.

After 14-Hour Vibe Coding Session, Man No Longer Certain Whether He Wrote the Instructions He Is Following

March 20, 2026

He had written the rules. He was almost sure of that.