Trump Boasts He Is the Greatest Narcissist of All Time, Possibly Ever
Experts say formally certifying the claim would require a degree of self-reflection the record itself would seem to preclude.
Millions Observe National Hey Day by Shouting Single Word at Complete Strangers
Participants reported feeling a profound sense of connection after bellowing a monosyllable at people they had never met and would never see again.
Gene Roddenberry Devotee Credits Conservative Neighbor With Unprecedented Moral Clarity on Transgender Somali Pirate Threat in Lake Michigan
The man, a longtime advocate of the Prime Directive, said he found himself nodding before he had fully processed why.
Congress Unanimously Bans Storage of WD-40 Cans Without the Little Red Straw That Goes With Them
Lawmakers cited mounting evidence that the straws, once separated from the can, are gone forever.
After U.S. Mint Halts Penny Production, Drug Cartel That Dealt Exclusively in Pennies Faces Existential Crisis
The cartel's annual penny intake had been estimated at 4.7 billion coins before the Treasury Department's announcement.