Local Trekkie Claims Undefeated Chess Record by Invoking Kobayashi Maru Whenever Placed in Checkmate
He has not technically won a game of chess in four years, but insists he has not lost one either.
Inflexible Man Has to Take Off Shoes to Tie Them
Experts say the condition, while not life-threatening, has fundamentally altered the man's relationship with laced shoes.
Area Man Proudly Self-Identifies as the Product of a Winning Sperm and a Choosy Egg
He has cited the achievement in three job interviews and at least one first date.
'Cocaine Chihuahua' Review: A Smaller Animal, a Smaller Payload, an Equally Unhinged Evening at the Cinema
The sequel answers the question nobody was brave enough to ask: what happens when the drug is found by something that already vibrates.