The vegetable, which resembles the cartilaginous deformity common among wrestlers and boxers, has been described by growers as 'deeply unsettling to look at' and 'nutritionally adequate.'
A Defense Department spokesperson said the secretary's evolving commitment to probiotics should not be viewed as ideologically inconsistent.
Federal investigators say they are treating the case as both a cybercrime and a series of extremely unusual medical events.
Orthopedic specialists across the five boroughs described Mr. Reese as 'essentially our entire referral pipeline.'
Analysts say the protocol represents either a paradigm shift in cryptographic obfuscation or something a child invented on a bus.
The chairman noted that babies, after extensive review, appear to offer no measurable output while generating substantial costs across all major spending categories.
Witnesses say neither man has gained a decisive advantage in what theologians are calling an unprecedented eschatological stalemate.