There Is No Crying in Baseball: A Reaffirmation of First Principles
Mr. Will finds the prohibition against weeping on the diamond to be not merely a rule but a load-bearing pillar of the republic.
Local Trekkie Claims Undefeated Chess Record by Invoking Kobayashi Maru Whenever Placed in Checkmate
He has not technically won a game of chess in four years, but insists he has not lost one either.