Ohio Man Unveils Plan to Replace T.S.A. Screening With a Bowl of Knives at Every Jetway
“Like a library book, but for stabbing,” Mr. Henderson said of the return procedure, which he described as self-policing.
Area Man Proudly Self-Identifies as the Product of a Winning Sperm and a Choosy Egg
He has cited the achievement in three job interviews and at least one first date.
Ohio Man Develops Apparent Ability to Trace Anonymous Internet Trolls to Their Homes and Make Their Heads Explode
Federal investigators say they are treating the case as both a cybercrime and a series of extremely unusual medical events.