Chuck Norris, Martial Artist and Actor Who Found No Worthy Adversary on Earth, Dies at 86
Having exhausted the planet's supply of opponents, Mr. Norris is believed to have negotiated entry to a more competitive afterlife.
Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris Locked in Ongoing Fight in Purgatory, Sources Confirm
Witnesses say neither man has gained a decisive advantage in what theologians are calling an unprecedented eschatological stalemate.