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Thursday, April 16, 2026

Quokkas File Class Action Libel Suit Against Humanity Over 'Throwing Their Young' Narrative

April 8, 2026

The filing describes decades of what plaintiffs' counsel calls 'systematic reputational destruction rooted in a fundamental misunderstanding of marsupial pouch mechanics.'

Congress Drops Contempt of Congress Charges After Noting That Everyone Holds Congress in Contempt

April 6, 2026

The committee found that the sentiment, while technically sanctionable, could not be meaningfully distinguished from the prevailing national mood.

Einstein's Great-Great-Granddaughter Sues Every Physicist Since 1905 for Plagiarism

April 5, 2026

The complaint, which runs to 4,211 pages, names approximately 40,000 defendants and describes the entire field of modern physics as 'a group project where only one person did the work.'


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