The average American political position requires nineteen hours and forty minutes to say aloud. The median listener reaches a conclusion at forty-one seconds.
Linguists describe the fused malapropism as 'nearly perfect'; his wife says she stopped correcting it in 2019.
Dr. Prask said the word 'infinite' has a precise meaning that does not include the number of flavors at a frozen yogurt shop.
Researchers say it is the first documented case of a past life actively suppressing fluency in the subject's native tongue.