Chuck Norris, Martial Artist and Actor Who Found No Worthy Adversary on Earth, Dies at 86
Having exhausted the planet's supply of opponents, Mr. Norris is believed to have negotiated entry to a more competitive afterlife.
'Cocaine Chihuahua' Review: A Smaller Animal, a Smaller Payload, an Equally Unhinged Evening at the Cinema
The sequel answers the question nobody was brave enough to ask: what happens when the drug is found by something that already vibrates.