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Thursday, April 16, 2026

After U.S. Mint Halts Penny Production, Drug Cartel That Dealt Exclusively in Pennies Faces Existential Crisis

March 11, 2026

The cartel's annual penny intake had been estimated at 4.7 billion coins before the Treasury Department's announcement.

'Cocaine Chihuahua' Review: A Smaller Animal, a Smaller Payload, an Equally Unhinged Evening at the Cinema

March 9, 2026

The sequel answers the question nobody was brave enough to ask: what happens when the drug is found by something that already vibrates.

New York City Knee Surgeons Report Catastrophic Revenue Collapse Following Death of John Reese

March 7, 2026

Orthopedic specialists across the five boroughs described Mr. Reese as 'essentially our entire referral pipeline.'


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