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Sunday, October 18, 2026

Surgeon Dismisses Robot Midway Through Operation, Vowing to Finish With 'Pure Artisanal Thinking'

October 17, 2026

The remaining 112 minutes were narrated aloud by Dr. Lindqvist, including several decisions he described as 'not strictly necessary, but mine.'

Silicon Valley Investor Calls 10 Percent Chance of Human Extinction From A.I. 'the Best Deal in History'

October 17, 2026

Mr. Haskell described a 90 percent chance of utopia as 'an A,' and said he had never seen anyone turn down an A.

Ohio Man Unveils Plan to Replace T.S.A. Screening With a Bowl of Knives at Every Jetway

October 17, 2026

“Like a library book, but for stabbing,” Mr. Henderson said of the return procedure, which he described as self-policing.

Artisanal Physicist Laments That All the Easy Problems Have Been Solved, Most of Them Before 1930

October 17, 2026

“A gallbladder is an easy problem,” Dr. Ekelund said of a Berkeley surgeon who recently removed one by hand. “He had one. I would like to know where he got it.”


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