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Thursday, April 16, 2026

Transgender Rights Advocate Openly Admits She Doesn't Mind Pretending Men Are Women

March 21, 2026

She has been accused of pretending for years and has decided, after careful reflection, that she does not find it burdensome.

Man Looks Back Wistfully at Innocent Era When 'If He Took a Dump on His Desk, You'd Defend It' Was the Most Shocking Thing Said on Television

March 21, 2026

He has watched the clip fourteen times in the past month, each time marveling at the audible gasp from the studio audience.

Man Believes Everything He Believes Is True and Also Believes That Can't Possibly Be the Case

March 21, 2026

He has tried writing it down, but he believes the paper is correct, which he also believes it can't be.

Congress Debates Splitting Blue and Red America Into Two Nations: Trans America and Cis America

March 21, 2026

The naming convention, derived from Latin prefixes denoting geographic orientation, has generated no controversy whatsoever.


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