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Thursday, April 16, 2026

Why We Must Privatize Schools and Then Subsidize Them Entirely With Public Money

March 15, 2026

The only way to save American education from government control is total government funding.

There Is No Crying in Baseball: A Reaffirmation of First Principles

March 15, 2026

Mr. Will finds the prohibition against weeping on the diamond to be not merely a rule but a load-bearing pillar of the republic.

Not All Heroes Wear Crepes

March 15, 2026

Ms. Nutella argues that the nation's crepe-makers deserve recognition, not gatekeeping.

In Response to Critics, Musk Declares All Non-Cybertruck Pickup Trucks to Be 'Sistrucks'

March 15, 2026

The designation, which Mr. Musk introduced without further explanation, has already entered internal Tesla documentation.

Connect the Dots: The President Faces East Five Times a Day and Nobody in Washington Will Say Why

March 15, 2026

The evidence has been accumulating in plain sight for years, and the columnist is done waiting for someone else to say it.


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